Jika “Manusia” = “Komputer”

> ngantuk di pagi hari = mode sleep
> ngelamun di siang bolong = mode hibernate
> mati = shutdown
> kesurupan = hacked
> bayi lahir = start computer
> mati suri = restart

> kena flu = infected by virus
> amputasi = safely remove hardware
> operasi bagian tubuh = reinstall
> santai = log off
> belajar = new file + copy paste + download
> stress = blue screen of death
> jalan-jalan = browsing
> bencong / banci = dual OS installed
> kena serangan jantung = deadlock
> kenyang = hardisk full
> laper keroncongan = low disk space
> gegar otak = checksum error
> sepatu kebesaran / baju kekecilan = hardware not supported
> butuh bantuan = help
> kena stroke = hardware failure
> ngajarin orang = upload + send to
> bertobat = clear cookies + free up memory
> kehabisan tenaga = low battery
> kalo lagi lupa = file not found / temporary error
> hasil check up = task manager
> cakep alamiah / cakep keturunan = vga onboard
> cakep abiz salon / make up = vga eksternal
> kepala pusing = hang
> cwo’ / cwe’ setia = peer to peer connection
> hidup jomblo = standalone
> kumpul – kumpul bareng = computer server
> playboy / playgirl = topologi star
> pacaran jarak jauh = wireless connection
> abis putus balikan lagi = pinging on
> perut lagi mules = memory dump
> beres-beres rumah = defragment
> makan makanan = insert disc
> melupakan sesuatu yang telah lalu = delete file
> buang kotoran / BAB = eject disc
> keadaan koma / kritis = power failure
> buang sampah = empty recycle bin
> rekreasi = refresh
> melakukan kesalahan = syntax error

Ada saran lagi…?

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